Thursday, January 11, 2007

Not Michael's Heist

My Michael X. Johnson (aka Michael Collins, Colin Brooks, David, Patrick, Bruno, etc), if that really is his name, would never pull a heist such as this.

In fact, his specialty is stealing famous paintings without the owner realizing that it has been stolen. That is to say, he sweetly replaces the paintings with fabulous reproductions.

Well, and if Michael has a mother-in-law with whom to get into this kind of trouble, we haven't heard about it YET.

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